chuck norris is so strong, when he hit puberty... it died
— @mr_ockhuis
November 18, 2014
"chuck norris' tears cure cancer. too bad he has never cried."
— @_burricco
November 19, 2014
a bulletproof vest wears chuck norris for protection.
— @MyChuckNorris
November 15, 2014
when zayn is back, chuck norris even cries cause perfection.
— @ziamaholic
November 19, 2014
chuck norris beat pac-man in both senses of the word.
— @ChuckNorrisLaws
November 19, 2014
chuck norris is that hardcore he killed 2 rocks with 1 bird.
— @zooziee
November 18, 2014
jesus walks on water, chuck norris swims on land...
— @Nelly4Sho
November 17, 2014
chuck norris punched my face and had to get a new hand
— @StrictlyRaw_
November 17, 2014